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NIGHT CITY PSA : "'HARD DRIVE' IS AN INAPPROPRIATE TERM." •
NCPD DATABASE CORRUPTED. ALL SUSPECTS NOW LISTED AS "HOT, HEAVY, AND ARMED." •
NIGHT CITY TRAFFIC GRIDLOCK: ALL HOLO-SIGNS STUCK ON "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, DADDY" •
NIGHT CITY MERCY OVERCAPACITY: REPORTS OF OVERCROWDING DUE TO FOREIGN OBJECTS IN BODY CAVITY •
NIGHT CITY MORGUE LOGS: DECEASED NOW CATEGORIZED AS "TOP" OR "BOTTOM." •
FOOD VAT ERROR AT KIBBLE PLANT: PRODUCING MYSTERY MEAT LOGS. MARKETING REBRANDS AS "SAUSAGE FEST." •
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NIGHT CITY PSA : "'HARD DRIVE' IS AN INAPPROPRIATE TERM." •
NCPD DATABASE CORRUPTED. ALL SUSPECTS NOW LISTED AS "HOT, HEAVY, AND ARMED." •
NIGHT CITY TRAFFIC GRIDLOCK: ALL HOLO-SIGNS STUCK ON "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, DADDY" •
NIGHT CITY MERCY OVERCAPACITY: REPORTS OF OVERCROWDING DUE TO FOREIGN OBJECTS IN BODY CAVITY •
NIGHT CITY MORGUE LOGS: DECEASED NOW CATEGORIZED AS "TOP" OR "BOTTOM." •
FOOD VAT ERROR AT KIBBLE PLANT: PRODUCING MYSTERY MEAT LOGS. MARKETING REBRANDS AS "SAUSAGE FEST." •
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TRAUMA-TEAM ▲▼ 15% Volatile. Revenues up from "performance anxiety" calls, down from crew distraction. •
MILITECH ◀▶ Flat. CEO states their new war-droid's "unexpected pelvic thrust" is a "combat feature." •
FED. ARMS ▼ 5% Bearish. New smart-gun firmware corrupted, now displays "u up?" on targeting reticules. •
PETROCHEM ▲ 5% Speculative. Fuel sales spike as employees refuse to use "compromised" company dataterms. •
EBM ▲ 25% Surge. Stock soars as only corp whose "boring" data backups were completely uninteresting to the virus. •
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TRAUMA-TEAM ▲▼ 15% Volatile. Revenues up from "performance anxiety" calls, down from crew distraction. •
MILITECH ◀▶ Flat. CEO states their new war-droid's "unexpected pelvic thrust" is a "combat feature." •
FED. ARMS ▼ 5% Bearish. New smart-gun firmware corrupted, now displays "u up?" on targeting reticules. •
PETROCHEM ▲ 5% Speculative. Fuel sales spike as employees refuse to use "compromised" company dataterms. •
EBM ▲ 25% Surge. Stock soars as only corp whose "boring" data backups were completely uninteresting to the virus. •
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